Una redaccion en inglés de que he comprado este fin de semana?

This weekend I went shopping with my friends.

We went to the mall because everything is cheaper there, and you already know we need to save the money for buying drugs.

Oh, sorry, you probably weren't expecting that, sir.

I'll explain later because now i'm telling you about my wonderful shopping weekend.

So, first of all, we bought some jeans because I had poop in the ones I had before and I had to go to school with my sister's jeans and it was a shame (although those freacking jeans made my ass look beautiful, dude).

Then we were hungry and went into a McDonald's (we hate Burger's King, y'all) but then we realised we were not supposed to eat fast food because we need to get thiner.

At that time, I was pissed.

I mean, what the hell is life with no fast food!

I mean, are you kidding me?

So we skipped the diet and i wasn't pissed anymore : ) After that, I bought a book (not a nerd sir, but i wanted a cool photo for Instagram), a pair of sunglasses (I love looking sassy) and a shirt of "13 Reasons Why".

I dunno why I really bought that piece of crap actually, so don't ask.

And that was all my shopping weekend sir, hoped you like it ; ).